Poem # 8

The best is when…

The best is when I hear the sound of a basketball go Swiss

When I look back at the guy I just made an ankle break on

It’s like watching Kobe doing his thing

That’s the best

Going into the city with my brows

Playing some pool and getting some beers

Hooking up with some girls and yelling cheers

That’s the best

But the day after the party

When I have the feeling of puking

And don’t feel like eating

That’s the worst

When I’m in the bathroom

Filling up the lavatory

With stuff in a whole new category

That’s the worst

Holding popcorns in my hand and watching a movie

Seeing someone get hit in the nuts

I crack up until it hurts all the way down to my guts

That’s the best

Drinking some milk that’s too old

Spilling ketchup on white t-shirt

And then mom gets mad and don’t give me any dessert

That’s the worst

Looking at my account and see that I just got paid

Drinking a beer on a hot summer day

And buying some cheap stuff on eBay

That’s the best

Tripping over my own feet in front of a big crowd

When my cats piss in my bed

Getting blown to pieces is a pain in the head

That’s the worst

When Second C is going to La Santa

And we keep holding our heads high in the class tournament

And we win that 1^st place as a statement

That’s the best for me.